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are taken from books I myself love, and heartily recommend you should read. Every month readers can post comments below the current review – it’s my own Book Club! Please feel free to join in and do check the archives!
~ Eloisa

 

 

Learning To Breathe by Karen White

Learning to BreathReaders, not to mention academics and publishers, wrangle endlessly about the definition of “women’s fiction.” Well, here’s mine: I think women’s fiction roughly distinguishes itself from romance because all its heroines are flawed. As a practitioner of romance, and one who loves it dearly, I read very few romances in which the heroine is truly flawed. Yes, there are some who are TSTL (too stupid to live, for non-techies), but they generally balance that flaw with their gorgeous locks and utterly cheerful demeanors. And there are some who have concealed their babies in an utterly inadvisable way, but they almost always have some sort of youthful foolishness type of reason for it.

Romance heroines may be silly, but they employ the little wits they have in a remarkably intelligent way (I’m thinking of Garwood’s early heroines, in case anyone’s wondering). The majority of romance heroines are not at all silly, being snappy, fun, intelligent and assertive. What’s more, they’re mostly gorgeous and often very rich.

In women’s fiction, on the other hand, I’m finding a lot of romance, but the heroines are not “romance heroines.” Let’s take Karen White’s Learning to Breathe as an example. I happen to adore Karen’s books. I’ve been reading them from the first few she wrote, there’s a glorious tearjerker in the early group that made me cry happily for hours. This novel is classic KW: the heroine of Learning to Breathe is flawed. I mean: Brenna isreally flawed.

Now what I do not mean is that she’s a husband-beater or a kleptomaniac. She’s entirely likable. But she’s made some serious mistakes in her life, and her life is a complicated web that has grown from things she’s done and not done. It’s hard to explain without wrecking the plot, but here’s a snippet from the first chapter: the boy she adored in high school returns to town to help his father tie up the bits of his life. When he walks into her sister’s store, she happens to be sitting there covered with cold cream (bummer!), but there he is, grown to a man. And she’s about to get engaged to someone else. The rest of the novel spreads from that situation. In a romance, it would be a question of unraveling the plot threads that kept them apart and that’s true here as well. But the really important reasons for that situation lie in Brenna and her character.

Learning to Breathe is a fascinating book — if you’re sick of golden-haired perfection, Brenna is a dose of fresh air!

-Eloisa

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Insatiable: Tales from a Life of Delicious Excess by Gael Greene

In honor of the publication of Paris in Love, we decided to pop up Eloisa’s review of a fabulous memoir about decadent experiences, some of which take place in Paris. Though Eloisa would like it noted that Gael Greene’s life is much more exciting than hers (Gael’s up close and personal time with Elvis is a good example!).

Insatiable coverI don’t read many celebrity kiss-and-tell biographies. Frankly, as someone who doesn’t watch much TV, I’m often in the dark about who the big celebrities are, and so why would I be interested in reading about their bed-time adventures? But when it comes to big names…

For example, Elvis?

OK! I’ve heard of him. Insatiable: Tales from a Life of Delicious Excess opens with the young author of this memoir wrangling her way into Elvis’s hotel room in 1956. All the important details are there: “I wore a simple body-skimming black shantung dress (my most slenderizing) with white stitching along the neck and cap sleeves, shiny black patent-leather pumps, and little white kid gloves.” Can’t you see her? And then there’s this moment: “He sized up the room and astutely realized I was the only female in it. He slunk directly toward me, slender in shiny black faille rousers and a sheer blue short-sleeved eyelet organdy shirt…”

I thought I’d give you quite a few quotes because this is the kind of memoir in which the author really remembers what she’s writing about. Not that I want to give you the impression that it’s all bopping from celebrity bed to celebrity bed (though I wouldn’t want you to miss the chapter involving Burt Reynolds).

This is really a book for people interested in food. Some people call them foodies. I think that word is infantile and over-used. I like food. I’m not a foodie, though. I would identify a foodie as someone who carries a little packet of olives and paté onto a plane while the rest of us make do with chicken…or whatever that airplane food is pretending to be. In other words, my body is not a temple to great food.

But on the other hand, I like to cook. I find good food a lot better than bad food. And I like the Food Network a lot. Even in college I used to watch Julia Child for fun. My mother was not like that. She read The Joy of Cooking and then got on with the business of life. I think I’m representative of my generation.

Gael Greene’s memoir is, in essential respects, something of a history of American’s attitude toward food. After she grew up and made her way out of Elvis’s hotel room, she became one of the most important restaurant critics in New York – the critic for New York Magazine. She was writing before nouvelle cuisine came around, with its discrete little mounds of food. She was right there when the California revolution came along. In short, this is a fascinating look at a life spent right in the middle of America’s huge change in attitude toward food. Her mother was the queen of Velveeta – she, on the other hand, includes a few recipes in her memoir for things like mushroom strudel, which likely would have horrified her mother.

But to go back to Elvis: this is a very odd, addictive memoir, and not just because of the descriptions of food. Ms. Greene is, to put it bluntly, along the lines of a sex addict, and her life reflects that. It’s not a book that describes sex, per se, but it is a book that describes her men. She had into a weird relationship with a porn star. She has many adulterous relationships and eventually ruined her marriage (don’t read this thinking you’ll find a heroine – she’s a very real, very witty, sometimes very stupid woman). It’s fascinating – like watching a train wreck happen before you, but she writes so wittily and so frankly that you’re along for the ride the whole way.

Here’s a true affirmation of my feeling for this book: I was flying from Frankfurt, Germany, to Dallas, Texas alone. No children. No husband. That’s nine hours. The stewardess appeared, told me that she has a little population control problem (given the number of drunk men wandering the aisles, I had already guessed that), and could she put an unaccompanied minor next to me for the flight? My heart sank.

Every time that charming nine-year-old stopped talking, or trying to get me to draw pictures, or play cards, I would pick up this book and dive back in. Finally, she said to me: “You like to read, don’t you?”

Yes. If only there were enough addictive books to get me through life with my nose in a book! I recommend this one for long plane rides, for long sickness, for lunch break…

-Eloisa

 

Secrets of Surrender by Madeline Hunter

Secrets of SurrenderSexuality is a very perverse thing, and frankly (in case none of you noticed) it doesn’t tend to be all that pc. Just look at the 1970’s label bodice-ripper, which the media still plasters onto many a romance featuring a man and a woman. The connotations are unpleasant — a man ripping off a woman’s clothing, forcing her intimacy, even raping her. Along with the secondary implication that she likes it. Ug.

But now let’s look at that scenario from the point of view of the libido. You show me the woman who hasn’t had a pirate fantasy one time or another. Or a Hollywood fantasy. If <name your gorgeous male actor here> found himself riveted with lust in your company, wouldn’t you (in your imagination) allow him to pop a button or two? The truth is that sensuality and political correctness are not always in tune.

So where does that leave the modern romance novelist—the one who isn’t writing bodice-rippers, and would never want to write a rape scene, no matter how much the heroine apparently enjoyed it? With a delicate balancing act, that’s where. With a challenge.

Madeline Hunter is a novelist who has taken up this challenge with relish. Secrets of Surrender opens with one of my personally favorite, utterly-un-pc plot twists: an auction in which the heroine is going to the highest bidder. An auction! It’s got all the same connotations as the bodice-ripper: the heroine obviously isn’t choosing her partner; equally obviously, they’re going to have sex; and furthermore, she’s going to enjoy it. So…you might ask… how does Madeline Hunter succeed with that plot while not curdling our feminist stomachs?

Brilliantly! Roselyn Longworth finds herself in a room full of courtesans, about to be auctioned off to the highest bidder (and Hunter doesn’t mince words: it was Roselyn’s own stupidity that got her in this situation). She’s rescued by Kyle Bradwell, a man who just happened to stroll into the room. A man who isn’t of her class, and doesn’t know all her secrets. A man who has plenty of secrets of his own. Plus, he’s not a gentleman. So, obviously…he’ll take what he just dearly paid for.

Or not. Hunter creates a couple who are delicate with each other and intelligent in the face of challenges. At the same time, she allows us the fantasy, so that when they do fall into bed together, while there’s no forced intimacy, Roselyn throws off her inhabitations in the way that the auction fantasy demands:

She lost control of every part of herself except the small consciousness that demanded more, anything, everything.

His voice, quiet and deep. “Surrender to it. You will see what I mean. Let it happen. Choose it.”

There’s the modern bodice-ripper/auction retooled for our sensibility: we choose the surrender, and it’s none the less delicious for that.

 

Mother of the Bride by Lynn Michaels

Mother of the BrideI’m a huge fan of Lynn Michaels’s quirky, beautifully written contemporaries. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to be writing them any longer, but the four I have are tucked away among my Keepers. Mother of the Bride is a great place to start, if you haven’t discovered this great author.

The heroine, Cydney Parrish, raised her sister’s child, Bebe, because her sister (a globe-trotting photographer) was too glamorous and sophisticated for a task as prosaic as mothering. Every once in a while Gwen would stroll in trailing a new husband, and buy Bebe a red convertible or designer clothing. Of course, Bebe adores her mother, who calls her (affectionately) my “dear little dimwit.” But it’s Cydney who’s stuck with the tough parts of mothering. And all her protective instincts go on alert when the very young and very airheaded Bebe runs in screaming that she’s engaged to a boy named Aldo Munroe.

This is the kind of novel that piles outrageous characters on top of each other, and each one is a delight: bigger than life and more outrageous. Cydney grounds the craziness, because she’s ordinary in every way. She feels like the only failure (she hasn’t managed to finish a novel) and thing only get worse when it turns out that Aldo’s guardian is the famously reclusive author Angus Munroe—who is Cydney’s idol.

Everyone from the gorgeous Gwen to Bebe, Aldo and Angus end up in the tiny town of Crooked Possum in the Ozarks… where Cydney falls in love with Gus, who falls in love hard for Cyd (“I’ll give you a massage.” He’d give her the moon, Gus thought, the sun, the moon and all the stars in heaven.) It’s incredibly to see the most glamorous man of all falling hard for plain, ordinary Cyd.

Buy this book — I love this book and I bet it will end up on your keeper shelf!

 

It’s In His Kiss by Julia Quinn

Its in His KissIt’s In His Kiss opens with a prologue from the hero’s point of view, which is absolutely appropriate because after reading this book, I ended up thinking it was one of the funniest portraits of a man I’ve ever read. Gareth is a guy—a real guy. How unusual is that in romance these days? I read far too many books about men who aren’t men at all — either because they are really werewolves (all very well in their own way, but with little relevance to my home life), or they are pure alpha male with the surprising ability to convert overnight into a sensitive, loving beta (alas, also irrelevant to my home life). In fact, almost all the heroes I read about are shape-shifters of one sort or another.

I’m not saying that’s necessarily a bad thing. My husband is ruthlessly himself, and I can’t help wondering if werewolves are especially nice because they de-stress loping around the woods. Perhaps they survive the stress of going out to dinner two nights in one week without baying at the moon? (Because my husband doesn’t, she said sourly.)

But I digress.

What Julia has done in this book is create a hilarious, heart-rending, sexy picture of a real man: Gareth. I’ve read all of Julia Quinn’s books, and I’m putting on my literary critic hat for a moment to tell you that this is definitely one of the best books she’s written. It’s brilliant, screamingly funny, and yet manages to have a tender, deep side to it. Plus Hyacinth and Gareth squabble in a far more clever way than most of us do—and I loved that!

Now for a moment of prideful revelation: I actually had a hand in the book. Not in the writing, obviously, but there’s a mystery here that has to do with a diary written in Italy which Hyacinth wants to translate. Since Hyacinth isn’t fluent in the language, Julia needed the passage to go from English to Italian, and then back into English in a non-fluent translation. No problem! My husband is from Florence and (obviously) fluent. I’m from Minnesota and (alas) not terribly fluent. So Alessandro took the diary entries from English to perfect Italian, and I played Hyacinth and took them back from perfect Italian to an awkward English translation. I wish it had been a struggle to suppress my perfect knowledge of the language, but I am the person who politely snoozed through an entire dinner party in which the other couple detailed their experiences at a sexy “tantric” weekend for married couples. I thought they’d done a weekend of marriage counseling and couldn’t figure out why my husband was so fascinated.

Buy this book — it’s terrific!

 

Snobs by Julian Fellowes

Julian Fellowes wrote the script for Gosford Park, though why I’m telling you that I don’t know, since I’ve never seen the movie. Skip the movie: read this novel. It’s absolutely hilarious. Snobs is about a blue-blood actor who runs around among the upper classes in England and, in the process, introduces his friend Edith to an earl. And Edith marries the earl! If this novel was a romance, the whole thing might end there…but it’s not. Before long Edith is married and bored, and along comes an actor named Simon, with a beautiful chin and a roguish face. Disaster! Except it’s all such incredibly funny disaster, and so ironically put, that you enjoy every moment of it.

So described, Snobs sounds like an ironic take-down of modern life – and so it is. But the novel surprised me. It’s also the story of a true, fierce and abiding love, the kind that each of us would be glad to brush up against.

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The Perfect Kiss by Anne Gracie

I get asked advice all the time by beginning romance writers. “What can I do to get published?” they ask me, their faces strained with earnest passion. “If I write every day…If I take twelve writing courses…If I pay for an editor?” They want me to tell them the secret handshake, the formula, the way to get that prized book – and I can’t.

The truth is that the secret formula is so individual that it can’t be passed on. What an author needs is an incantatory mix of old and new, of surprises and romance. To be published – and stay published – a romance author needs to have an individual footprint. Her own way of writing. Think about one of Teresa Medeiros’s books. Now think about one of Susan Elizabeth Phillips’s book. It’s almost as if they were totally different species, both wonderful in their own way, both mapping out a different terrain within the way men and women fall in love with each that is absolutely theirs, created by an imprint as individual as their own voices. Can you imagine SEP writing a book about a charming witch? Or Teresa Medeiros writing a book about a contemporary football player?

People are always describing the secret as a “voice.” To me, it’s not only a question of voice. One area that Anne Gracie is staking out as her own, from what I’ve read, is a funny, sweet romance that has a truly dark undertow to it. In other words, these novels rocket from being near farce – to suddenly dealing with very serious subjects indeed. And they deal with them in an unflinching manner. For example, in The Perfect Waltz, the hero believes that his little sisters have been abused. Right there the book turns on a dime: from farce, froth, delicious sexual innuendo, to something deeper and more subtle.

The Perfect Kiss has everything of the earlier Perfects – and more. It’s my favorite in the series. A good deal of the time she engages in a deft, hysterical parody of Gothic novels (which happen to be some of my favorite childhood reads!). But put together the huge gothic castle, the cobweb-strewn gargoyle, the brooding hero returned from former parts – and add in the signature Anne Gracie touches. The heroine’s best friend is not only falling in love with the hero (possibly) – but engaged to him. The heroine is carrying a knife in her boot and has good reason to feel unlovable. There’s one moment when the heroine sighs and says to herself: It was all getting horribly complicated.

But not for the reader – in which case, all those horrible complications, and all the fabulous Gothic-esque characters, and the surprising moments, are fabulous, funny and totally entertaining.

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The Passionate One by Connie Brockway

I’m a huge fan of Connie Brockway’s McClairen’s Isle series. Every detail plays to one of my favorite romance themes: the island in Northern Scotland, the proud rakish men (and their fascinating and witty sister), the dissolute castle nicknamed “Wanton’s Blush.” I recommend all three novels, but my favorite of the series is The Passionate One, the story of Ashton Merrick. The book opens when Ash’s ruthless father bribes him into escorting Rhiannon Russell, his father’s ward, to McClairen’s Isle—so that the perverted old man can make Rhiannon his fourth wife. And his father has a nasty habit of losing his wives to early graves.

Ash is notorious in London as a rakehell gambler and the last thing he wants is to tangle with an innocent, lovely girl like Rhiannon. But tangle he does. As befits its name, The Passionate One is incredibly hot. Ash tries to stay away from Rhiannon, but the moment when he says “We’re near a place where there is no return…I am not a nice man, Rhiannon.  I’ve little honor and less restraint,” I dare you not to be turning the pages as fast as you can. The Beltaine night scene is one of the most deeply romantic (and passionate) scenes in any historical romance: you must read it.

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Kiss an Angel by Susan E. Phillips

I absolutely adore books in which the hero does something so awful that he knows–knows!–that he can never recover what he lost. Judith McNaught wrote some brilliant versions of this plot (personally, I think my Potent Pleasures is a pretty good version). Susan Elizabeth Phillips’ Kiss an Angel is one my absolute favorites in this genre.

For one thing, even though it’s a contemporary, it’s a forced marriage plot. Daisy Devreaux is the ultimate airhead–but now she either marries the man her father has chosen or she goes to jail. But it’s not as if Daddy chose a millionaire. Alex Markov works for a run-down circus and lives a nomadic existence in a trailor. And he really, really, doesn’t want to marry Daisy.

The story of how Daisy stops being a silly rich girl and finds her feet, and how Alex stops being a cold-hearted, nasty tyrant and falls in love is just wonderful. But the best part of all is when Alex fails to trust Daisy yet again, and she leaves him. What’s more, she doesn’t just run home to Daddy: she’s gone, and Alex can’t find her.

She’s heartbroken; you’ll be heartbroken; Alex is heartbroken. Reader heaven!

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Love in the Afternoon by Lisa Kleypas

I love Lisa Kleypas’s novels: she writes some of the smartest, most heart-felt romances I’ve ever read. There are a lot of romances in which the stakes don’t seem very high. There’s passion—but not that fierce sense that this time, it’s not going to work out. Love in the Afternoon is one of my very favorite novels by Lisa.

The novel transforms the erstwhile lover, Cyrano de Bergerac—he who writes love letters to the beautiful Roxane on behalf of ignorant friend—into an odd, animal-loving young lady from the 1700s. Miss Beatrix Hathaway has claims to the title of lady, but no ambitions; as Christopher Phelon once said disdainfully of her (within her hearing, naturally), she is more suited to the stables than the drawing-room. Yet when her friend Prudence, a reigning beauty, announces that writing letters to Christopher, now fighting in the Crimea, is more tedium than she can bear, Beatrix picks up her pen. She writes letters about wayward donkeys and rapscallion dogs; Christopher writes back with wrenching, heart-broken stories of war. Lisa transforms Cyrano’s reputation as a swordsman to Christopher’s reputation as a war hero. But she tackles a problem that Edmund Rostand avoids: the ability to kill is a devastating accomplishment. Christopher is haunted by the men who died at his hands, and he must find Beatrix—his true letter-writer—in order to recover his balance and his soul.

Love in the Afternoon is a beautifully wrought version of this classic tale; on the surface, it takes an unhappy ending and makes it joyous, but just as importantly, it picks up an aspect of the swashbuckling hero and makes it relevant to our time, to a country at war.

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